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FIZZLESTICKS. YOU LOOKED THROUGH MY DISGUISE MATEY. THIS IS CAPTAIN HOOK. And I’m going to make my pet alligator eat you. :D

Your PET alligator? AHAHAH, you don’t have a pet alligator! But, there IS an alligator that tick tocks and wants to eat YOU. Silly person. You’re not Captain Hook either.. </3 I wish you were, ): Then you could steal me away to Neverland where Peter Pan would save me . ;) <3… Hey, let a girl dream.

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