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October 29 2010

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A UGLY GREMLIN WHO HAD LEGS AS ARMS. CHILDREN CONSTANTLY PICKED ON HER. AND SOON, SHE GOT SICK OF IT, CRAWLED INTO THEIR ROOMS COVERED IN BLOOD, REACHED UP TO THEIR HEADS, PLACED HER LIPS UPON THEIRS AND SUCKED THE LIFE OUT OF THEM. THEIR SOULS TURNED INTO HER STRIKING MINIONS. THE BRIGHTER THEY ARE, THE MORE LIVES THEY’VE HELPED HER STEAL. THERE ARE LEAVES ON THEIR HEADS BECAUSE SHE IS A TREE MOLESTER. IF YOU DON’T REBLOG, SHE’LL EAT ALL YOUR TIRAMISU AND HAM SANDWICHES. I HATE CHAINMAIL . 

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A UGLY GREMLIN WHO HAD LEGS AS ARMS. CHILDREN CONSTANTLY PICKED ON HER. AND SOON, SHE GOT SICK OF IT, CRAWLED INTO THEIR ROOMS COVERED IN BLOOD, REACHED UP TO THEIR HEADS, PLACED HER LIPS UPON THEIRS AND SUCKED THE LIFE OUT OF THEM. THEIR SOULS TURNED INTO HER STRIKING MINIONS. THE BRIGHTER THEY ARE, THE MORE LIVES THEY’VE HELPED HER STEAL. THERE ARE LEAVES ON THEIR HEADS BECAUSE SHE IS A TREE MOLESTER. IF YOU DON’T REBLOG, SHE’LL EAT ALL YOUR TIRAMISU AND HAM SANDWICHES.

I HATE CHAINMAIL . 

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